The Dad Joke. Defined by Urban Dictionary as "An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children."
Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!
In fact - dad jokes can be the stuff of legend. Punny, pointed, corrent and indirect all at the same time - the "dad joke" was somehow dad's answer to Mr. Miyagi. As we head into Father's Day weekend - we could think of no better way to celebrate you then to countdown our top dad jokes as told through by our furry friends
#1 Thanks Dad...for all the Bark-fast's
#2 And letting me have that extra piece of cake (that mom said "no" to) at the pawty.
#3 Sometimes "that look" said more than words.
#4 You taught me how to take care of myself.
#5 And how to "wiggle it" just a little bit.
#6 You always had a few tricks up your sleeve.
#7 And taught me that mistakes and accidents are okay too.
#8 We always had everything we needed (*burp!*)
#9 My childhood was 24K magic.
#10 Name that Band. Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
#11 Hi. Yeah I know who you are. No, I am...your Father.
#12 What kind of dog is always up for taking a bath? A shampoo-dle.
#13 Yes I know you taught me how to use a spoon - I will be happy to set up your cell phone.
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie? They press the paws button.
#14 And you taught me to be smart n stuff.
How do you spell “dog” backwards? D-O-G-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S
What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? Take the words out of his mouth.
#15 You always have the BEST stories!
#16 You inspired me to run and chase and play...and also to take care of my nice things.
What kind of place should you never take a dog? The flea market.
#17 More than anything - you inspired me to work hard and follow in your foot steps!
#18 Last but not least....
From our hearts to ALL the dad's near or far - Happy Father's Day!